Ah... Dungeon Destard, home of the terrible
Dragons, the looting grounds of many.
Miss Behaven - Indeed! Killing innocent
wizards and demons.
How long has she been here? Surely she
has accumulated much wealth!
What?!?! That's it?! A feathered hat and
a stack of gold?!?! ( about 16k ) Where is the treasure?
I announce my arrival and let the games
begin! Now...* ponders * how will I get that gold from her? I wait around
and watch her die several times to the mages, but she is very quick to self
resurect herself and snatch the loot from her corpse before I could stealth
over there and take it for my own devious plans.
One more time, she resurrects herself,
and just stands there, red lined. What was I to do but turn snake form and
poison her? * grins *
She yelps, "LOL" just as her
last breath is drawn... I thought it odd, but she took it well, and didn't
give me a murder count, just 16k and a 65% LRC suit ( she had her pendant
of Magi blessed )
I took my new found wealth to the cleaners
and tried it on... "ah, nightsight too"
As I was depositing my money at Luna bank,
Miss Behaven magically appears through a red portal, she finished her transactions,
and I followed her through the portal.
I witnessed her re-equipping at her house,
"surely she won't be headed right back to the same place.", I whispered
Here we are, once again... she picked
a fight with a Shadow Wyrm this time, and it kept sending Flesh golems at
her that would knock 35% of her health off with a single blow. I thought,
"This could be fun!"
So I went back up the ramp, and gathered
a few of my friends.
The trap is set! Now I just need to get
her to go up the ramp!
It didn't take long before a Flesh Golem
chased her up the ramp.
Perfect! I herded my friends away and
got a second LRC suit and a few thousand gold.
Much to my surprise, she returned a third
time... but found her corpse empty. In a fit of rage, she played her music,
enraging my friends to the point they wanted to kill one another! So I went
to get six more!
When I returned, she had already gone
back down the ramp, but I think she called for backup. I took her instrument,
so she could no longer distract my friends, and she left.
Her friend ( maybe ) arrived... He got
stuck in the stalagmites, I helped him along by standing in front of him so
he couldn't move... He shot a few arrows at the dragons, but this red was
I don't know what magical powers he has
( But I've seen this many times on this shard, sadly ), but when he died,
MY screen went black ( client crash ). This is a cheap hack that will be reported
Sal Manila... your days are numbered. I did manage to log back in and loot
some from his corpse, pressed for time ( due to client crash ), I got sloppy,
and didn't lure the greater dragon away in time. I met my own demise, and
had a portion of my goods looted from the cheating red.
Lesson learned - Reds are cheaters who
can't stand to take an honest loss.
Resolution - Turn this screen shot in
to EA to be investigated.
I am a thief with a crook, but I am not a liar.
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